Getting High.....

Someone on Facebook posted a comment about getting high. I had to laugh.

The best high I have ever had was pushing 7 lbs of flesh out of my body. I was on top of the world.

Afterwards, I had the best damn cheeseburger I have ever tasted in my entire life.

If only these highs could come without the 9 months of pregnancy and 25 pounds of baby weight. I would trade my left boob for the feeling again....and the cheeseburger, seriously, better than sex.